Why won’t today’s grown-up kids just leave home?
All I want to do is be old. I want to flail about with a lightweight foldable walking stick and wear zip-up tartan bootees. I want to propagate my bunions and varicose veins. I want to mow people down with my mobility scooter and leaf through mail-order catalogues, clipping out the coupons.

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